You learn after you’ve been in the business for a while that it`s not getting your face recognized that`s the payoff. It`s having your film remembered.

Leonardo DiCaprio, winner of Best Actor in a Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy for The Wolf of Wall Street

Leonardo DiCaprio being a giant nerd.

I saw we all sneak in to Leonardo Dicaprio’s house and leave behind handmade golden globe replicas.

It’ll be like a terrifying yet amazing surprise Christmas.

I wish I could act.

Maybe it’s something of a secret talent I have yet to discover.

I doubt it.

The next logical step is to major in motion film and television, and hope that one day I will become some amazing director or screen writer worthy of walking the red carpet.

No, I don’t have a hidden agenda to meet Tom Hiddleston, Cillian Murphy, Michael Fassbender, Adrien Brody, Tom Felton, Hugh Jackman, Jeremy Renner, Leonardo Dicaprio, and… I don’t have a hidden agenda at allllllll.